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Night Before ChristmasFrom: art fougner, md (evsono@pipeline.com)Tue Dec 25 07:46:08 2007
Blast from the past ... TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS AND UP ON OB A NURSE YELLED "THICK MEC, I NEED A DELEE" IV'S WITH PITOCIN WERE ALL HUNG WITH CARE IN HOPES THEY'LL DELIVER AND STOP PULLING THEIR HAIR THE WOMEN WERE SCREAMING IN THEIR BIRTHING BEDS WHILE VISIONS OF EPIDURALS DANCED IN THEIR HEADS THE STAFFING IS SHORT WITH NO ONE ON CALL EVERY WARMER IS DIRTY AND SITS IN THE HALL JUST WHEN I THOUGHT THERE'S AN END TO THIS HELL THE PATIENT IN TRIAGE HAS A MAJOR DECEL SO WE RUSH WITH A GURNEY AND RACE TO THE BACK THE O.R. IS DIRTY NOT ONE SECTION PACK I DROPPED TO MY KNEES AND I STARTED TO CRY WHEN I HEARD THE BELLS JINGLE AND LOOKED TOWARD THE SKY THERE WAS ST. NICK ON HIS SLEIGH IN THE REAR HE HAD SIX SMILING NURSES THE NIGHT SHIFT IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!! Copyright © 1996 - 1998 by Childbirth.org All rights reserved. http://forums.obgyn.net/ob-gyn-l/OBGYNL.0112/0422.html Merry Christmas! Art
-- art fougner, md "May The Wings of Liberty Never Lose a Feather." - Jack Burton
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