Re: WMI
From: Dr Eberhard W Lisse (el@lisse.NA)
Mon Aug 28 07:15:25 2006
Aschcroft, Smashcroft, as long I I don't get an invitation to go hunting
with Cheney I'm all right :-)-O
el
art fougner, md wrote:
> el
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> time to catch up ... Ashcroft resigned Nov 2004.
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> Art
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> At Mon, 28 Aug 2006, Dr Eberhard Lisse wrote:
>> NEW YORK - A public school teacher was arrested yesterday at John F.
>> Kennedy International Airport, as he attempted to board a flight,
>> while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide
>> rule, and a calculator.
>>
>> At a morning press conference, Attorney General John Ashcroft said he
>> believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He
>> did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with
>> carrying weapons of math instruction.
>>
>> "Al-gebra is a problem for us," Ashcroft said. "They desire solutions
>> by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of
>> absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer
>> to themselves as 'unknowns,' but we have determined they belong to a
>> common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every
>> country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3
>> sides to every triangle.'
>>
>> When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had
>> wanted us to have better Weapons of Math Instruction, He would have
>> given us more fingers and toes."
>>
>> White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more
>> intelligent or profound statement by the president.
>>
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> art fougner, md
> "May The Wings of Liberty Never Lose a Feather." - Jack Burton
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