Speeding ticket

From: Gail Graham (GA12L@aol.com)
Sun Jun 25 15:41:52 2006


The list is getting way too serious. Here's some light entertainment. Not as funny as Dean's offering but not bad. Read on...

Gail

A man gets caught speeding by the police.

Cop. "Can I see your license, Sir?"

Man "I can't. It got taken off me after my last of 5 DUI."

Cop "Well, show me your registration."

Man. "Oh, this isn't my car. I stole it but I think I saw the registration in the glove department when I put my gun in there.

Cop. "You have a gun?"

Man. "Yes, I used it to kill the woman whose car this belongs to. Her body is in the trunk."

The cop walks back to his car to radio for back up which arrives almost immediately and the car is surrounded. The Captain walks up to the car.

Captain. "Can I see your license, Sir"

Man. "Yes, here it is."

Captain. "I understand this car is stolen."

Man. "No, it's mine. Here's the registration."

Captain. "The officer informs me that you have a gun in the glove compartment and that you used it to shoot a woman and you have her body in the boot."

Man. "I bet he also told you I was speeding."





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