Re: FRI HUMOR -- NEOLOGISMS

From: art fougner, md (evsono@pipeline.com)
Sat Jan 28 16:50:28 2006


Bob Levy has been holding a neologism competition since 1983. Winners can be found here: http://www.fun-with-words.com/neologisms_competition.html

Art

At Sat, 28 Jan 2006, Dean Huffman . wrote: >
>..
>
>NEOLOGISMS
>
>Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its
>yearly contest in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for
>common words.
>
>And the winners are:
>
>1. Coffee (n.): the person upon whom one coughs.
>
>2. Flabbergasted (adj.): appalled over how much weight you have gained.
>
>3. Abdicate (v.): to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
>
>4. Esplanade (v.): to attempt an explanation while drunk.
>
>5. Willy-nilly (adj.): impotent.
>
>6. Negligent (adj.): describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer
>the door in your nightgown.
>
>7. Lymph (v.): to walk with a lisp.
>
>8. Gargoyle (n.): olive-flavored mouthwash.
>
>9. Flatulence (n.): emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over
>by a steamroller.
>
>10. Balderdash (n.): a rapidly receding hairline.
>
>11. Testicle (n.): a humorous question on an exam.
>
>12. Rectitude (n.): the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
>
>13. Pokemon (n ): a Rastafarian proctologist. ~~~~~~
>
>14. Oyster (n.): a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish-isms.
>
>15. Frisbeetarianism (n.): The belief that, when you die, your Soul flies up
>onto the roof and gets stuck there.
>
>16. Circumvent (n.): an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish
>men.

--
art fougner, md

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