-VISIT OUR OTHER FORUMS- OB-GYN-L Ultrasound Ultrasound History Fibroid Forum Physicians-in-Training Tech Talk OBSTET-L (portuguese) OBGIN-L (spanish) Nursing

Re: Jawdroppers... From: Joanne Bulley, MD (islesannie@yahoo.com) Mon Oct 24 20:04:05 2005 Messages sorted by: [ date ][ thread ][ subject ][ author ] Next message: Anna Meenan, MD: "Re: Jawdroppers..." Previous message: Efrain Ramirez: "Re: Jawdroppers..." In reply to: JD Stewart,MD: "Jawdroppers..." Next in thread: Anna Meenan, MD: "Re: Jawdroppers..." 10:30PM ... "I'm 9 months pregnant, can I vacuum my house?" Ans: "sure - then come vacuum mine" 0200: ... "I had a conization 4 weeks ago and was told I couldn't have sex for 6 weeks. Can I have oral sex?" But this is the question that really takes the cake on DUMB questions ... Asked multiple times during his wife's pregnancy: "How big is a virgin's vaginal opening?" By the way -- he wasn't a virgin - he carried genital HSV. She had conceived between the wedding and when her first menses was due (thus no menses) and he wondered if she had had a fling immediately before the wedding. I wanted to reply with, "Did you measure it on your wedding night?!" They stayed together and had three more kids. Go Figure. Joanne At Mon, 24 Oct 2005, JD Stewart,MD wrote: > >Patient statements that left me temporarily speechless... > >Home mgmt- PPROM at 30 weeks..." I was only sitting on the trampoline >while everyione else was jumping - I promised to give up flips last >trimester.." > >Bleeding 1st and 2nd trimester-..."I've been off work (handing out >pills)because of the bleeding...so I went to Vegas last week and helped >my husband muck out the horse stalls...I didn't ride very much, and I >took my vitamins..." > >Any other memorable contributions? > >-- >JD. Stewart, MD >MFM up too late all night, every night > -- Joanne Bulley, MD Keene, NH, USA "Love is indescribable and unconditional. I could tell you a thousand things that it is not, but not one that it is." — Duke Ellington, American jazz artist (1899-1974). Next message: Anna Meenan, MD: "Re: Jawdroppers..." Previous message: Efrain Ramirez: "Re: Jawdroppers..." In reply to: JD Stewart,MD: "Jawdroppers..." Next in thread: Anna Meenan, MD: "Re: Jawdroppers..."

Return to

Mail a New Message to the Forum: ob-gyn-l@obgyn.net Forum Administrator: geffrey.klein@obgyn.net Report Technical Problems: webmaster@obgyn.net Last Updated: Tue Sep 2 05:04:59 2008

The American Medical Association is no longer designating CME hours for AMA Category II CME credit. However, physicians themselves may self designate learning activities as Category II CME credit hours if they feel it is of sufficient educational merit and meets the formal definitions of continuing medical education. OBGYN.net believes these interaction in this forum meets these criteria. For further information see the AMA web site.