Re: FRI: *WARNING*: Gonorrhea Lectim
From: art fougner, md (evsono@pipeline.com)
Mon Dec 13 18:52:14 2004
Classic PESD Post Election Stress Disorder ...
art
At Mon, 13 Dec 2004, Anna Meenan, MD wrote:
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>Kerry LOST. Get over it.
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> Anna Meenan, MD
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>At Mon, 13 Dec 2004, Richard Chudacoff, MD wrote:
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>>The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning
>>about a new virulent strain of sexually transmitted
>>disease.
>>
>>This disease is contracted through dangerous and
>>high risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea
>>Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him"). Many
>>victims have contracted it after having been screwed
>>for the past 4 years, in spite of having taken
>>measures to protect themselves from
>>this especially troublesome disease. Cognitive
>>sequellae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea
>>Lectim include, but are not limited to:
>>
>>Anti-social personality disorder traits; delusions
>>of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic
>>mangling of the English language; extreme cognitive
>>dissonance; inability to incorporate new information;
>>pronounced xenophobia; inability to accept
>>responsibility for actions; exceptional cowardice
>>masked by acts of misplaced bravado; uncontrolled
>>facial smirking; ignorance of geography and history;
>>tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies;
>>and a strong
>>propensity for categorical, all-or nothing behavior.
>>
>>The disease is sweeping Washington. Naturalists and
>>epidemiologists are amazed and baffled that this
>>malignant disease originated only a few years ago in a
>>Texas bush.
>>
>>Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish
>>the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. John
>><http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/j/johnquincy122484.html> Quincy
>>Adams
>
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art fougner, md
ich bin ein New Yorker
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