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FRI: Humor - Ponderings From: Joanne Bulley, MD (islesannie@yahoo.com) Thu Oct 23 17:35:02 2003 Messages sorted by: [ date ][ thread ][ subject ][ author ] Next message: Joanne Bulley, MD: "Re: actinomycosis in IUD" Previous message: Terrence.Jones@kp.org: "Re: Benign Endometrial cells on pap smear in Postmenopausal women." Ponderings 1. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! 2. When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk." 3. The worst thing about accidents in the kitchen is eating them. 4. Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. 5. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? 6. Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. 7. My spouse says I never listen to him. At least I think that's what he said. 8. Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. 9. Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison? 10. If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor! 11. Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever. -- Joanne Bulley, MD Keene, NH, USA ----- Work to create peace everywhere you go and with everything you do. ----- Let us accept truth, even when it surprises us and alters our views. -George Sand Next message: Joanne Bulley, MD: "Re: actinomycosis in IUD" Previous message: Terrence.Jones@kp.org: "Re: Benign Endometrial cells on pap smear in Postmenopausal women."

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