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Re: FRI: colonoscope From: Dr. Ainsworth (ainsron@sbcglobal.net) Wed Sep 17 16:37:36 2003 Messages sorted by: [ date ][ thread ][ subject ][ author ] Next message: Terrence.Jones@kp.org: "Re: Homeric Runs & HIFUS" Previous message: Terrence.Jones@kp.org: "Re: Homeric Runs & HIFUS" In reply to: Richard Chudacoff, MD: "FRI: colonoscope" Next in thread: Anna Meenan, MD: "Re: FRI: colonoscope" That was great. I shared it with the GI lab, the gastroenterologist split a gut. Some of his staff had actually heard patients make about three of those comments. > > A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made >while he was performing colonoscopies: >> >> 1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before." >> 2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" >> 3. "Can you hear me NOW?" >> 4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!" >> 5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" >> 6. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married." >> 7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" >> 8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the >Hokey Pokey...." >> 9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" >> 10. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!" >> 11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." >> 12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?" >> 13. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in >> fact, up there?" Next message: Terrence.Jones@kp.org: "Re: Homeric Runs & HIFUS" Previous message: Terrence.Jones@kp.org: "Re: Homeric Runs & HIFUS" In reply to: Richard Chudacoff, MD: "FRI: colonoscope" Next in thread: Anna Meenan, MD: "Re: FRI: colonoscope"

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