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Re: [JOKE] Lawyer and Friends From: Susan James (susan_in_sudbury@yahoo.com) Fri Jun 23 10:11:38 2000 Messages sorted by: [ date ][ thread ][ subject ][ author ] Next message: Bernard Cristalli: "Re: [JOKE] Lawyer and Friends" Previous message: Robert J Woolley: "Re: new use for IUD" Maybe in reply to: Dean Huffman: "[JOKE] Lawyer and Friends" Next in thread: Bernard Cristalli: "Re: [JOKE] Lawyer and Friends" Reply: Bernard Cristalli: "Re: [JOKE] Lawyer and Friends" And, would this joke sound different in french?? Susan --- Dean Huffman <jth@springnet1.com> wrote: > > A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy > man, had car trouble in > the countryside and asked to spend the night with a > farmer. > > The farmer said "There might be a problem; you see, > I only have room for > two to sleep, so one of you must sleep in the barn." > > "No problem," chimed the Rabbi, "My people wandered > in the desert for forty > years, I am humble enough to sleep in the barn for > an evening." > > With that he departed to the barn and the others > bedded down for the night. > > Moments later a knock was heard at the door; the > farmer opened the door. > There stood the Rabbi from the barn. > > "What's wrong?" asked the farmer. > > He replied, "I am grateful to you, but I can't sleep > in the barn. There is > a pig in the barn and my faith believes that is an > unclean animal." > > His Hindu friend agrees to swap places with him. But > a few minutes late the > same scene reoccurs. There is a knock on the door. > > "What's wrong, now?" the farmer asks. > > The Hindu holy man replies, "I too am grateful for > your helping us out but > there is a cow in the barn and in my country cows > are considered sacred. I > can't sleep on holy ground!" > > Well, that leaves only the lawyer to make the > change. He grumbled and > complained, but went out to the barn. > > Moments later there was another knock on the farmers > door. > > Frustrated and tired, the farmer opens the door, and > there stood ... The > pig and the cow. > Get Yahoo! Mail - Free email you can access from anywhere! Next message: Bernard Cristalli: "Re: [JOKE] Lawyer and Friends" Previous message: Robert J Woolley: "Re: new use for IUD" Maybe in reply to: Dean Huffman: "[JOKE] Lawyer and Friends" Next in thread: Bernard Cristalli: "Re: [JOKE] Lawyer and Friends" Reply: Bernard Cristalli: "Re: [JOKE] Lawyer and Friends"

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