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Re: [Fwd: Jokes2000 Strikes Again :)] - Lisa L.
From: Lisa (anonymous@obgyn.net)
Tue Jul 27 07:56:16 1999
Okay, missy. You've got it.
But actually, today, I'm feeling
very mellow. Guess what I saw
perched on the side of my house
this morning as I left for work?
A praying mantis. Any idea how
long it's been since I've seen one of
those? And they're good luck, too!
So, my aura of peace is many layers
thick today. Don't mess with me!
I'll have to smile at you - and trust
me, you don't want that. I have a
"very nice smile" (so I've been told).
So the niceness may wear off on you.
Be careful!! Lisa L.
Allan Bowers wrote:
> Sure, i'm up for the challenge....
>
> Lisa Lenburg wrote:
> >
> > Oh, really! You think I can't take all of ya, huh?
> > I have to admit, though - Emer is quite the
> > adversary.... Lisa L.
> >
> > Allan Bowers wrote:
> >
> > i don't think you have time for another war, not when you're
> > spattering
> > with Emer way over there!!!! :)
> > Amy
> >
> > Lisa Lenburg wrote:
> > >
> > > That's just plain mean!! Interested in
> > > WW III? :-) Lisa L.
> > >
> > > Allan Bowers wrote:
> > >
> > > > Subject: Jokes2000 Strikes Again :)
> > > > Date: Fri, 16 Jul 1999 04:22:41 -0400 (EDT)
> > > > From: Jokes2000 <jokelist@jokes2000.com>
> > > > To: allan.bowers@sympatico.ca
> > > >
> > > > Jokes2000.com - Joke of the day for July 16, 1999.
> > > >
> > > > Here is your daily grin. Enjoy!
> > > >
> > > > "Canada"
> > > >
> > > > On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and
> > said "Today
> > > > I am going to create a land called Canada. It will
> > be a land of
> > > > outstanding natural beauty -- it shall have tall
> > majestic
> > > > mountains full of mountain goats and eagles, and
> > beautiful
> > > > sparkly lakes bountiful with carp and trout. There
> > shall be
> > > > forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs
> > overlooking sandy
> > > > beaches with an abundance of sea life, and rivers
> > stocked with
> > > > salmon."
> > > >
> > > > God continued, "I shall make the land rich in oil so
> > to make the
> > > > inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants
> > Canadians,
> > > > they shall be known as the most friendly people on
> > the earth."
> > > >
> > > > "But Lord," asked Gabriel, "don't you think you are
> > being too
> > > > generous to these Canadians?"
> > > >
> > > > "Not really." God replied. "Just wait and see the
> > neighbours I am
> > > > going to give them."
> > > >
> > > > For more great jokes and cartoons, visit
> > http://www.jokes2000.com/
> > > >
> > > > Feel free to forward this joke to friends. They can even
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> > > > ys,
> > > > the folks at Jokes2000
> > > >
> > >
> >
>
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