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Re: [Fwd: Jokes2000 Strikes Again :)]
From: Allan (anonymous@obgyn.net)
Mon Jul 26 15:46:33 1999
i don't think you have time for another war, not when you're spattering
with Emer way over there!!!! :)
Amy
Lisa Lenburg wrote:
>
> That's just plain mean!! Interested in
> WW III? :-) Lisa L.
>
> Allan Bowers wrote:
>
> > Subject: Jokes2000 Strikes Again :)
> > Date: Fri, 16 Jul 1999 04:22:41 -0400 (EDT)
> > From: Jokes2000 <jokelist@jokes2000.com>
> > To: allan.bowers@sympatico.ca
> >
> > Jokes2000.com - Joke of the day for July 16, 1999.
> >
> > Here is your daily grin. Enjoy!
> >
> > "Canada"
> >
> > On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said "Today
> > I am going to create a land called Canada. It will be a land of
> > outstanding natural beauty -- it shall have tall majestic
> > mountains full of mountain goats and eagles, and beautiful
> > sparkly lakes bountiful with carp and trout. There shall be
> > forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs overlooking sandy
> > beaches with an abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with
> > salmon."
> >
> > God continued, "I shall make the land rich in oil so to make the
> > inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants Canadians,
> > they shall be known as the most friendly people on the earth."
> >
> > "But Lord," asked Gabriel, "don't you think you are being too
> > generous to these Canadians?"
> >
> > "Not really." God replied. "Just wait and see the neighbours I am
> > going to give them."
> >
> > For more great jokes and cartoons, visit http://www.jokes2000.com/
> >
> > Feel free to forward this joke to friends. They can even join our
> > trendy mailing list at http://www.jokes2000.com/jokes/mailing-list/
> >
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> >
> > ys,
> > the folks at Jokes2000
> >
>
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