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Re: [Fwd: Jokes2000 Strikes Again :)]
From: Lisa (anonymous@obgyn.net)
Mon Jul 26 15:14:39 1999
That's just plain mean!! Interested in
WW III? :-) Lisa L.
Allan Bowers wrote:
> Subject: Jokes2000 Strikes Again :)
> Date: Fri, 16 Jul 1999 04:22:41 -0400 (EDT)
> From: Jokes2000 <jokelist@jokes2000.com>
> To: allan.bowers@sympatico.ca
>
> Jokes2000.com - Joke of the day for July 16, 1999.
>
> Here is your daily grin. Enjoy!
>
> "Canada"
>
> On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said "Today
> I am going to create a land called Canada. It will be a land of
> outstanding natural beauty -- it shall have tall majestic
> mountains full of mountain goats and eagles, and beautiful
> sparkly lakes bountiful with carp and trout. There shall be
> forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs overlooking sandy
> beaches with an abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with
> salmon."
>
> God continued, "I shall make the land rich in oil so to make the
> inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants Canadians,
> they shall be known as the most friendly people on the earth."
>
> "But Lord," asked Gabriel, "don't you think you are being too
> generous to these Canadians?"
>
> "Not really." God replied. "Just wait and see the neighbours I am
> going to give them."
>
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>
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> ys,
> the folks at Jokes2000
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