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[Fwd: Jokes2000 Strikes Again :)]

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Mon Jul 26 11:30:06 1999

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-- Jokes2000.com - Joke of the day for July 09, 1999.

*** We invite you to visit our website and enjoy the new batch of *** jokes we just added. http://www.jokes2000.com

Here is your daily grin. Enjoy!

"Three Men, a Chicken, and a Cow"

There were three men traveling together, a priest, a farmer and a lawyer. It was starting to get late and they needed to find a place to sleep. They came across this farm and they asked the farmer there if they could spend the night. He said, "thats fine but my guest room is only big enough for two people, one of you will have to sleep in the barn." The priest said, "I don't mind sleeping with God's creatures, I will take the barn."

So they all agreed and went to their rooms(Barn).

About an hour later there was a knock at the guest room door and there stood the priest. "There is a chicken in there that won't stop clucking! I'm sorry but I'm going to have to sleep in the guest room."

"That's ok," said the farmer, "I'll sleep in the barn, after all, I'm used to it."

So they all agreed and traded places. About an hour later there was a knock at the guest room door and there stood the farmer. "I can't stand the odor from that cow in there any more. I'm sorry but I'm going to have to sleep in the guest room."

"Well, I guess that leaves me," said the lawyer.

So he went to sleep in the barn. About an hour later there is a knock at the guest room door and there stands the chicken and the cow.

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