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Fw: If Men Got Pregnant

From: anonymous@obgyn.net
Wed Jun 30 20:44:15 1999

Here's something to make you ladies smile...... (Show this to your significant others/husbands,etc.)

> If men got pregnant.....
> ========================
> Maternity leave would last two years....with full pay.
>
> There would be a cure for stretch marks.
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> Natural childbirth would become obsolete
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> Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.
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> All methods of birth control would be 100% effective
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> Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
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> Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
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> They wouldn't think twins were so cute.
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> Sons would be home from dates by 10:00pm
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> Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.
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> Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.
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> They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
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> Restaurants would include pickles and ice-cream as their main entrees.
>
> WOMEN WOULD RULE THE WORLD.
>

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