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Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
From: al (anonymous@obgyn.net)
Fri Apr 30 20:18:02 1999
Tres cute!!
Amy
anonymous@obgyn.net wrote:
>
> Got this from a friend and thought you all might need a laugh to start the
> weekend off right...I know I need one right now so here goes...
>
> Enjoy!
>
> Shelley
>
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> Subject: Fw: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
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> Date: Thu, 29 Apr 1999 10:00:24 -0500
> From: "joyjoy" <joyjoy@iddconnect.net>
> To: "Tracy & Richard" <tbrc@bellsouth.net>, "Tisa" <tisa@iddconnect.net>,
> "shelley" <Shellworks@aol.com>, "May" <babe@netib.net>,
> "Kevin" <Kevin_Young@loyyangpower.com.au>,
> "Don" <duckjones@iddconnect.net>, "Allen" <gonsuron@hotmail.com>
>
> > > >>> << << > > > > WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? .......
> > > >>> > > > >
> > > >>> > > > > Pat Buchanan:
> > > >>> > > > > To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
> > > >>> > > > >
> > > >>> > > > > ---------------------------------------------
> > > >>> > > > > Louis Farrakhan:
> > > >>> > > > > ---------------------------------------------
> > > >>> > > > > The road, you will see, represents the black man. The
> > > >>> > > > > ---------------------------------------------
> > > chicken
> > > >>
> > > >>> crossed
> > > >>> >
> > > >>> > > the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.
> > > >>> > > > >
> > > >>> > > > > ---------------------------------------------
> > > >>> > > > > Colonel Sanders:
> > > >>> > > > > ---------------------------------------------
> > > >>> > > > > I missed one?
> > > >>> > > > > ---------------------------------------------
> > > >>> > > > >
> > > >>> > > > > ---------------------------------------------
> > > >>> > > > > L.A. Police Department:
> > > >>> > > > > ---------------------------------------------
> > > >>> > > > > Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find
> > > >>> > > > > ---------------------------------------------
> out.
> > > >>> > > > >
> > > >>> > > > > ---------------------------------------------
> > > >>> > > > > Richard M. Nixon:
> > > >>> > > > > ---------------------------------------------
> > > >>> > > > > The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the
> > > >>> > > > > ---------------------------------------------
> chicken
> > > did
> > > >>not
> > > >>> > > > > cross the road. I don't know any chickens. I have never
> > > known
> > > >>any
> > > >>> > > > > chickens.
> > > >>> > > > >
> > > >>> > > > > ---------------------------------------------
> > > >>> > > > > Dr. Seuss:
> > > >>> > > > > ---------------------------------------------
> > > >>> > > > > Did the chicken cross the road?
> > > >>> > > > > ---------------------------------------------
> > > >>> > > > > Did he cross it with a toad?
> > > >>> > > > > Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
> > > >>> > > > > but why it crossed, I've not been told!
> > > >>> > > > >
> > > >>> > > > > ---------------------------------------------
> > > >>> > > > > Ernest Hemingway:
> > > >>> > > > > ---------------------------------------------
> > > >>> > > > > To die. In the rain.
> > > >>> > > > > ---------------------------------------------
> > > >>> > > > >
> > > >>> > > > > ---------------------------------------------
> > > >>> > > > > Martin Luther King, Jr.:
> > > >>> > > > > ---------------------------------------------
> > > >>> > > > > I envision a world where all chickens will be free to
> > > >>> > > > > ---------------------------------------------
> > cross
> > > >>roads
> > > >>> > > without having their motives called into question.
> > > >>> > > > >
> > > >>> > > > > ---------------------------------------------
> > > >>> > > > > Grandpa:
> > > >>> > > > > ---------------------------------------------
> > > >>> > > > > In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the
> > > >>> > > > > ---------------------------------------------
> road.
> > > >>> Someone
> > > >>> > told
> > > >>> > > us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good
> enough
> > > for
> > > >>us.
> > > >>> > > > > ---------------------------------------------
> > > >>> > > > > Aristotle:
> > > >>> > > > > ---------------------------------------------
> > > >>> > > > > It is the nature of chickens to cross the road
> > > >>> > > > > ---------------------------------------------
> > > >>> > > > >
> > > >>> > > > > ---------------------------------------------
> > > >>> > > > > Karl Marx:
> > > >>> > > > > ---------------------------------------------
> > > >>> > > > > It was an historical inevitability.
> > > >>> > > > > ---------------------------------------------
> > > >>> > > > >
> > > >>> > > > > ---------------------------------------------
> > > >>> > > > > Saddam Hussein:
> > > >>> > > > > ---------------------------------------------
> > > >>> > > > > This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were
> > > >>> > > > > ---------------------------------------------
> quite
> > > >>> justified
> > > >>> > in
> > > >>> > > dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on the chicken.
> > > >>> > > > >
> > > >>> > > > > ---------------------------------------------
> > > >>> > > > > Captain James T. Kirk:
> > > >>> > > > > ---------------------------------------------
> > > >>> > > > > To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
> > > >>> > > > > ---------------------------------------------
> > > >>> > > > >
> > > >>> > > > > ---------------------------------------------
> > > >>> > > > > Freud:
> > > >>> > > > > ---------------------------------------------
> > > >>> > > > > The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken
> > > >>> > > > > ---------------------------------------------
> > > >>crossed
> > > >>> the
> > > >>> > road
> > > >>> > > reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
> > > >>> > > > >
> > > >>> > > > > ---------------------------------------------
> > > >>> > > > > Bill Gates:
> > > >>> > > > > ---------------------------------------------
> > > >>> > > > > I have just released Chicken Coop 98, which will not
> > > >>> > > > > ---------------------------------------------
> only
> > > >>> crossroads,
> > > >>> >
> > > >>> > > but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance
> > > your
> > > >>
> > > >>> > checkbook -
> > > >>> > > -and Explorer is an inextricable part of the operating
> system.
> > > >>> > > > >
> > > >>> > > > > ---------------------------------------------
> > > >>> > > > > Einstein:
> > > >>> > > > > ---------------------------------------------
> > > >>> > > > > Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road
> > > >>> > > > > ---------------------------------------------
> move
> > > >>> beneath
> > > >>> > the
> > > >>> > > chicken?
> > > >>> > > > >
> > > >>> > > > > ---------------------------------------------
> > > >>> > > > > Bill Clinton:
> > > >>> > > > > ---------------------------------------------
> > > >>> > > > > I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. However, I
> > > >>> > > > > ---------------------------------------------
> > did
> > > >>ask
> > > >>> > Vernon
> > > >>> > > Jordan to find the chicken a job in New York. >> >>
> > > >>>
> > > >
> > >
> >
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