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A little humor - Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have LearnedFrom: Carole (anonymous@obgyn.net)Mon Feb 15 11:26:56 1999
Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned 1- No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2- When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3- If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4- Never ask your 3 year old brother to hold a tomato. 5- You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 6- Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot. 7- Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 8- Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a breath mint. 9- Never hold a vacuum and a cat at the same time. 10- School lunches stick to the wall. 11- You can't hide a piece of brocoli in a glass of milk. 12- Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts - no matter how cute the underwear is. Have a good day everyone!
-- Carole Ann
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