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Re: The Mother Instinct - Look out everyone, She's getting the urge to breastfeed again!
From: Karla (anonymous@obgyn.net)
Tue Jan 19 11:56:54 1999
Hahahaha! I am with you!!!!
Karla
San Jose, CA
Carole wrote:
> Well, I'm sure a few of you know me by now. I'm doing much better, but
> darn these urges!
>
> I was looking at my hips the other day, and heard them spread. Saying,
> "Hello, we have a message from the ovary department, they wanted you to
> know that you're ripe."
>
> Ripe. Yes indeed. Darn those Huggies commercials! And darn those EPT
> pregnancy test commercials! They are the worst. Has anyone seem them? I
> end up bawling every time one comes on!
>
> Well, I guess this is part of my new project which I like to call,
> "Creative Coping and Constructive Complaining".
>
> I know one thing, that turkey baster is looking kind of nice right now.
> Maybe I can find some sort of mail-order sperm bank.
>
> Well, enough of my funny business. Back to the grind I guess.
>
> Thanks all,
>
> Carole
>
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