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Re: ob/gyn (I thought you all might get a kick out of this)From: öòD (anonymous@obgyn.net)Fri Jun 27 23:32:10 2003
At Tue, 22 Feb 2000, Jessica wrote: > >Sounds about right!!! Cute!!!!!!! Jessica,TN >--- anonymous@obgyn.net wrote: >> >> ATTACHMENT part 2 message/rfc822 >> From: CoxFaith@aol.com >> Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2000 21:44:18 EST >> Subject: Fwd: ob/gyn >> To: EndoBaby@aol.com >> >> In a message dated 2/20/00 10:07:28 AM Central >> Standard Time, Shay 125 writes: >> >> > >> > For all those who are a bit nervous or >> embarrassed at the office. >> > >> > In Melbourne, Fl one of the radio stations paid >> money ($100-500) for people >> > to >> > tell their most embarrassing stories. This one >> netted the grand price. >> > >> > She said: I was due later that week for an >> appointment with the >> > gynecologist when early one morning I received a >> call from his office. I >> had >> > been rescheduled for early that morning at 9:30 >> am. I had just packed every >> > one off to school and it was 8:45 already. The >> trip to his office takes >> > about 35 min. so I didn't have time to spare. >> > >> > As most women do, I'm sure, I like to take a >> little extra effort over >> > hygiene when making such a visit, but this time I >> wasn't going to be able >> to >> > make the full effort. So I rushed upstairs, threw >> off my dressing gown, wet >> > the washcloth and gave myself a wash in "that >> area" in front of the sink, >> > taking extra care to make sure I was presentable. >> I threw the washcloth in >> > the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped >> in the car and raced to my >> > appointment. >> > >> > I was in the waiting room only a few minutes when >> he called me in. Knowing >> > the procedure as I'm sure you all do, I hopped on >> the table, looked over at >> > the other side of the room and pretended I was in >> Hawaii or some other >> place >> > a million miles away from here. >> > >> > I was a little surprised when he said: "My. we >> have taken a little extra >> > effort this morning, haven't we?" But I didn't >> respond. The appointment was >> > over. I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. >> The rest of the day went >> > normally, some shopping, cleaning and evening >> meal, etc. >> > >> > At 7:30 that evening, my 14-year-old daughter was >> fixing to go to a school >> > dance when she called down from the bathroom, >> "Mom, where is my washcloth?" >> > >> > I called back for her to get another from the >> cabinet. >> > >> > She yelled back: "No! I need the one that was >> here by the sink, it had all >> > my glitter and sparkles In it." >> >> ATTACHMENT part 2.2 message/rfc822 >> From: Shay125@aol.com >> Date: Sun, 20 Feb 2000 11:07:28 EST >> Subject: Fwd: ob/gyn >> To: Barbweinraub@cs.com, Jspylock@aol.com, >> CoxFaith@aol.com >> >> ATTACHMENT part 2.2.2 message/rfc822 >> From: Rcs1971@aol.com >> Date: Thu, 17 Feb 2000 16:11:39 EST >> Subject: Fwd: ob/gyn >> To: Cb1514@aol.com, Judycarney74@aol.com, >> Age1126@aol.com, Debmigden@aol.com, >> RYT40@aol.com, Shay125@aol.com >> >> ATTACHMENT part 2.2.2.2 message/rfc822 >> From: SoFilly@aol.com >> Date: Wed, 16 Feb 2000 22:16:48 EST >> Subject: Fwd: ob/gyn >> To: Bskalish@aol.com >> CC: CAROLINE5B@aol.com, FCP1721@aol.com, >> Janni121@aol.com, ARVA1@aol.com, >> Rcs1971@aol.com, Loutrim@aol.com, >> SaShah420@aol.com, >> Flaminterry@aol.com, Val2000iap@aol.com >> >> In a message dated 02/14/2000 10:22:37 PM Eastern >> Standard Time, NanjayAC >> writes: >> >> << >> For all those who are a bit nervous or embarrassed >> at the office. >> >> In Melbourne, Fl one of the radio stations paid >> money ($100-500) for people >> to >> tell their most embarrassing stories. This one >> netted the grand price. >> >> She said: I was due later that week for an >> appointment with the >> gynecologist when early one morning I received a >> call from his office. I had >> been rescheduled for early that morning at 9:30 am. >> I had just packed every >> one off to school and it was 8:45 already. The trip >> to his office takes >> about 35 min. so I didn't have time to spare. >> >> As most women do, I'm sure, I like to take a little >> extra effort over >> hygiene when making such a visit, but this time I >> wasn't going to be able to >> make the full effort. So I rushed upstairs, threw >> off my dressing gown, wet >> the washcloth and gave myself a wash in "that area" >> in front of the sink, >> taking extra care to make sure I was presentable. I >> threw the washcloth in >> the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in >> the car and raced to my >> appointment. >> >> I was in the waiting room only a few minutes when >> he called me in. Knowing >> the procedure as I'm sure you all do, I hopped on >> the table, looked over at >> the other side of the room and pretended I was in >> Hawaii or some other place >> a million miles away from here. >> >> I was a little surprised when he said: "My. we have >> taken a little extra >> effort this morning, haven't we?" But I didn't >> respond. The appointment was >> over. I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The >> rest of the day went >> normally, some shopping, cleaning and evening meal, >> etc. >> >> At 7:30 that evening, my 14-year-old daughter was >> fixing to go to a school >> dance when she called down from the bathroom, "Mom, >> where is my washcloth?" >> >> I called back for her to get another from the >> cabinet. >> >> She yelled back: "No! I need the one that was here >> by the sink, it had all >> my glitter and sparkles In it." >> >> >> >> >> ATTACHMENT part 2.2.2.2.2 message/rfc822 >> From: NanjayAC@aol.com >> Date: Mon, 14 Feb 2000 22:22:37 EST >> Subject: Fwd: ob/gyn >> To: SoFilly@aol.com, RIENY@aol.com, Toppsup@aol.com >> >> ATTACHMENT part 2.2.2.2.2.2 message/rfc822 >> From: Nancpants@aol.com >> Date: Fri, 4 Feb 2000 19:41:45 EST >> Subject: Fwd: ob/gyn >> To: BobMcMedia@aol.com, NTHEGENES@HOTMAIL.COM, >> RVTC49ER@aol.com, >> CCDROOL1@aol.com, DuncanDL@aol.com, Jgota@aol.com, >> Gif3@aol.com, >> JLLEWELLYN@QSILVER.COM, NanjayAC@aol.com, >> Jantans70@aol.com, >> FISHMANJ@BRONCOS.NFL.COM, JDINEEN@FOSTERCITY.ORG, >> Laurie6977@aol.com, >> MMG7@aol.com, NANCYEOB@aol.com, Patso3@aol.com, >> Loveheartz@aol.com, >> IBShelBel@aol.com, Sherri8565@aol.com, >> BarbWif2J@aol.com >> >> THIS IS A GOOD ONE!!!!!! >> >> ATTACHMENT part 2.2.2.2.2.2.2 message/rfc822 >> From: "Pat" <Patakita@worldnet.att.net> >> To: "Stephanie Vet's" <takou7@aol.com>, >> "Polly Mayo" <rockiesnut@email.msn.com>, >> "Nancy Dahlen" <nancpants@aol.com>, >> "Linda Gelber/home" <zachsgrma@aol.com>, >> "Cyndi Lyons" <cyndiruff@aol.com>, >> "Carole Wagner-Grauer" >> <cwagner@allmericaden.com>, >> "Betty Berkowitz" >> <betty.berkowitz@critrade.com>, >> "Barbara Doyle" <doylebb@aol.com> >> Subject: ob/gyn >> Date: Fri, 4 Feb 2000 00:26:10 -0700 >> >> For all those who are a bit nervous or embarrassed >> at the office. >> >> In Melbourne, Fl one of the radio stations paid >> money ($100-500) for people >> to >> tell their most embarrassing stories. This one >> netted the grand price. >> >> She said: I was due later that week for an >> appointment with the >> gynecologist when early one morning I received a >> call from his office. I had >> been rescheduled for early that morning at 9:30 am. >> I had just packed every >> one off to school and it was 8:45 already. The trip >> to his office takes >> about 35 min. so I didn't have time to spare. >> >> As most women do, I'm sure, I like to take a little >> extra effort over >> hygiene when making such a visit, but this time I >> wasn't going to be able to >> make the full effort. So I rushed upstairs, threw >> off my dressing gown, wet >> the washcloth and gave myself a wash in "that area" >> in front of the sink, >> taking extra care to make sure I was presentable. I >> threw the washcloth in >> the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in >> the car and raced to my >> appointment. >> >> I was in the waiting room only a few minutes when he >> called me in. Knowing >> the procedure as I'm sure you all do, I hopped on >> the table, looked over at >> the other side of the room and pretended I was in >> Hawaii or some other place >> a million miles away from here. >> >> I was a little surprised when he said: "My. we have >> taken a little extra >> effort this morning, haven't we?" But I didn't >> respond. The appointment was >> over. I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The >> rest of the day went >> normally, some shopping, cleaning and evening meal, >> etc. >> >> At 7:30 that evening, my 14-year-old daughter was >> fixing to go to a school >> dance when she called down from the bathroom, "Mom, >> where is my washcloth?" >> >> I called back for her to get another from the >> cabinet. >> >> She yelled back: "No! I need the one that was here >> by the sink, it had all >> my glitter and sparkles In it." >>
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