ENDO Messages for December, 2000: Re: Fw: Happy Girlfriend's Day!!

Re: Fw: Happy Girlfriend's Day!!

From: Heather (anonymous@obgyn.net)
Sat Dec 2 06:17:15 2000

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At Fri, 1 Dec 2000, NSMITCH wrote: >
> Happy Girlfriends Day
>
> I WANT WHAT SHE'S HAVING
>
>I have a new delightful friend,
> I am most in awe of her.
>When we first met I was impressed,
> By her bizarre behavior.
>That day I had a date with friends,
> We met to have some lunch.
>Mae had come along with them,
> All in all ... a pleasant bunch.
>
>When the menus were presented,
> We ordered salads, sandwiches, and soups.
>Except for Mae who circumvented,
> And said, Ice Cream, please: two scoops.
>I was not sure my ears heard right,
> And the others were aghast.
>Along with heated apple pie,
> Mae added, completely unabashed.
>
>We tried to act quite nonchalant,
> As if people did this all the time.
>But when our orders were brought out,
> I did not enjoy mine.
>I could not take my eyes off Mae,
> As her pie a-la-mode went down.
>The other ladies showed dismay,
> They ate their lunches silently, and frowned.
>
>Well, the next time I went out to eat,
> I called and invited Mae.
>My lunch contained white tuna meat,
> She ordered a parfait.
>I smiled when her dish I viewed,
> And she asked if she amused me.
>I answered, Yes, you do,
> But also you confuse me.
>
>How come you order rich desserts,
> When I feel I must be sensible?
>She laughed and said, with wanton mirth,
> I am tasting all that's possible.
>I try to eat the food I need,
> And do the things I should.
>But life's so short, my friend, indeed,
> I hate missing out on something good.
>
>This year I realized how old I was,
> She grinned, I've not been this old before.
>So, before I die, I've got to try,
> Those things for years I had ignored.
>I've not smelled all the flowers yet,
> There's too many books I have not read.
>There's more fudge sundaes to wolf down,
> And kites to be flown overhead.
>
>There are many malls I have not shopped,
> I've not laughed at all the jokes.
>I've missed a lot of Broadway Hits,
> And potato chips and cokes.
>I want to wade again in water,
> And feel ocean spray upon my face.
>Sit in a country church once more,
> And thank God for It's grace.
>
>I want peanut butter every day,
> Spread on my morning toast.
>I want un-timed long-distance calls,
> To the folks I love the most.
>I've not cried at all the movies yet,
> Nor walked in the morning rain.
>I need to feel wind in my hair,
> I want to fall in love again.
>
>So, if I choose to have dessert,
> Instead of having dinner.
>Then should I die before night fall,
> I'd say I died a winner.
>Because I missed out on nothing,
> I filled my heart's desire.
>I had that final chocolate mousse,
> Before my life expired.
>
>With that, I called the waitress over,
> I've changed my mind, it seems.
>I said, I want what she is having,
> Only add some more whipped-cream!
>
>Here is a little something for you all!
> We need an annual Girlfriends Day!
>
>If you get this twice, then you have more than one girlfriend.
>Be happy.
>
>ALL I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE I LEARNED FROM MY GIRLFRIENDS
>* Good times are even better when they're shared.
>* A good long talk can cure almost anything.
>* Listening is just as important as talking.
>* An understanding friend is better than a therapist...
>* Laughter makes the world a happier place.
>* Friends are like wine; they get better with age.
>* Sometimes you just need a shoulder to cry on.
>*Great minds think alike, especially when they are female!
>* When it comes to "bonding," females do it better.
>* YOU ARE NEVER TOO OLD FOR SLUMBER PARTIES!!!!
>* It's important to make time to do "girl things."
>* Calories don't count when you are having lunch (or any other food) with
>your girlfriends.
>* You can never have too many shoes.
>* GEMS MAY BE PRECIOUS, BUT FRIENDSHIP IS PRICELESS!!!
>
>PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO ALL OF YOUR GIRLFRIENDS

Sally, Thanx for brightening my morning a little. I'm so depressed about blowing up like a balloon between last night and this morning. That just helped to put a smile on my (bloated) face.

Thanx for the day brightener. HUGS,

--
Heather S.
16
PA

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