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Re: Jenn - Dubai calling Maine
From: Jenn (anonymous@obgyn.net)
Sat Jan 15 15:41:30 2000
Nita you are too much! lol!! I havent' been on for a few days either. so
thurs and fri are your weekends? what's the weather like over there? fun in
the sun? must be nice!!! it has been soooooo cold here yesterday and today.
it got to about 12 degrees F i believe and with the windchill factor they
said it would feel about -30 degrees!!!!!!!!!! it is sooooooooooo cold here....
Jenn
At 03:32 PM 1/15/00 -0600, you wrote:
>Hi Jenn
>
>Haven't been around for a couple of days as our weekends are Thursday and
>Friday and just got to get out in the sun for some fun.
>
>Love the new technology for the year 2000!
>
>Found "The Perfect Husband" joke - hope it doesn't offend anyone else
>reading it on the Forum.
>
>Here goes :
>
>A rich, lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life, so she
>places a personal ad that read :
>
>RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR A MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE, WITH THE FOLLOWING
>QUALIFICATIONS
>
>1. WON'T BEAT ME UP
>2. WON'T RUN AWAY
>3. HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED
>
>For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing
>constantly, she received tons of mail, etc., all to no avail. None of the
>men seemed to meet her qualifications.
>
>Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a
>man, with no arms and no legs, lying on the welcome mat. Perplexed, she
>asked, "Who are you and what do you want?"
>
>"Hi," said the man "Your search is over, for I am the man of your dreams.
>I've got no arms, so I can't beat you up and I've got no legs, so I can't
>run away."
>
>The old widow asked, "What makes you think you're so great in bed?"
>
>To which he replied, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
>
>Not bad eh?!?
>
>Anyway how are you? what you up to? see Jan told you off the other day for
>being mean (tee hee) but I got you back in an
>E-mail to her which is on the Forum - go check!
>
>Very warm wishes from Dubai
>
>Nita
>
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