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Fw: Redneck HMO
From: renay (anonymous@obgyn.net)
Mon Jan 31 19:00:42 2000
>----- Original Message -----
From: sugafoot <anonymous@obgyn.net>
To: RENAY TERRY BONESTEEL <anonymous@obgyn.net>
Sent: Sunday, January 30, 2000 6:47 PM
Subject: Redneck HMO
> Subject: Redneck HMO
> >>Date: Sat, 29 Jan 2000 17:21:30 -0500
> >>
> >>"You Know You've Joined a Redneck HMO if":
> >>
> >> -The annual breast exam is conducted at Hooter's
> >>-Directions to the Dr's office include "Take a left when you enter the
> >>trailer park"
> >>-The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesickles
> >>-The only proctologist lists his address as Rotorooter
> >>-The Lone Star Bar and Grill is an approved pharmacy
> >>-Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill
> last
> >>month
> >>-Preventive Care Coverage includes "an apple a day"
> >>-Your Prozac comes in colors and has little If m's on each pill
> >>-The only 100% covered expense is embalming And the best one:
> >>-Your Viagra prescription includes a Popsickle stick and some duct
tape!!!
> >
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