Re: [EMET] there are soem good ones!
From: Robert (anonymous@obgyn.net)
Sat Jan 22 16:14:24 2000
Linda:
Thanks for sharing. That was very funny. Take care,
Leah S.
bobsmountain@compaq.net
-----Original Message-----
From: Linda <anonymous@obgyn.net>
To: Multiple recipients of list ENDO <anonymous@obgyn.net>
Date: Thursday, January 20, 2000 3:06 PM
Subject: Fwd: [EMET] there are soem good ones!
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>>From: Leanne <anonymous@obgyn.net>
>>Reply-To: Emetophobia Mailing List <anonymous@obgyn.net>
>>To: anonymous@obgyn.net
>>Subject: [EMET] there are soem good ones!
>>Date: Wed, 19 Jan 2000 21:40:59 -0000
>>
>> > > SOME GREAT QUOTES WORTH QUOTING
>> > >
>> > > Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
>> > > genitals through his wallet. -Robin Williams
>> > >
>> > > Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as
>> > > the only time of the month that I can be
>> > -Roseanne
>> > >
>> > > Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
>> > > * Billy Crystal
>> > >
>> > > You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you
>>a
>> > > look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of
>>that!"
>> > > * Dave Barry
>> > >
>> > > According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
>> > > undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of
>> > > other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where,
>> > > of course, men are just grateful. -Jay Leno
>> > >
>> > > I am not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it. I
don't
>> > > know when I lost it. I don't think I ever had it. But I've seen
>>the
>> > > boss's job and I don't want it. -Bill Cosby
>> > >
>> > > In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder
>>Bra.
>> > > Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough
>> > > attention to women's breasts? -Jay Leno
>> > >
>> > > We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front
>> > > lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think
>>we
>> > > can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say,
>> > > "You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those
>>uniforms."
>> > > * Elayne Boosler
>> > >
>> > > There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many
men
>> > > are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they
>>cause
>> > > severe swelling. So what's the problem? -Jay
>> > > Leno
>> > >
>> > > When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
>> > > -Elayne Boosler
>> > >
>> > > There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't
>> > > think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn.
>>Men
>> > > think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."
>> > > * Jerry Seinfield
>> > >
>> > > If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
>> > > * George Carlin
>> > >
>> > > Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I
>>don't
>> > > like and give her a house. -Lewis Grizzard
>> > >
>> > > The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a
>>desirable
>> > > job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At
>>the
>> > end
>> > > of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.
>> > > * Jeff Foxworthy
>> > >
>> > > See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and
>>only
>> > > enough blood to run one at a time.
>> > > * Robin Williams
>> > >
>> >
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